What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Your mother

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

women have rights

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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