- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your doorbell is broken.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Wats a joke?

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I hate black people. Because their black.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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