I only like NY as a friend.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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