A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

c+t+c?

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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