A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Can I touch it?

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Tennesse

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Whats9+10 19

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What sucks?

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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My mom just died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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