A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

you know what hurts.... PAIN

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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