Yeah right loser!

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

dislike this...please.

69, hahaha

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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