why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Patrick is gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

knock knock go away ok

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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