How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

a man walked out of church and said F***!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Barack Obama

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Looks through the peephole.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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