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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Chrissy is funny.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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