What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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T-Dog scare me

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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