What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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im a selling a car

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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ballsack

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weiner? balls

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Kah-________-

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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