- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Don't think of granny porn

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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