Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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How do magnets work?

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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OBAMA

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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