- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Yeah, totally.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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