like my drawing of a white person?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

I'm Jewish

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Rebecca Black

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Your mother is a man.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Steve Jobs.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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