A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

knock knock go away ok

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Penis.

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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