a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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women playing football?

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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