What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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hey bill!

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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