A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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A blind man walks into a bar

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Romney 2012

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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