My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Poopsack Jones

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Nickelback.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

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