Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What is a question?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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gay rights

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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A seal walks into a club.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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