What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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PUDDING

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Hitler was Jewish.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Communism

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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