It says so on your cap.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Your mom

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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