- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Johnson stops eating

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

roses are red, violets are violet

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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