The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Your mom

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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