What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Rebecca Black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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