- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Knock knock (No one is home)

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Trashcan!

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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