How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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World peace

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Someone told me about this website.

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robin, get in the car.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Chayton

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

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