- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

9/11/2001

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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