- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Lets make like trees and stand still

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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