What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Anne Frank.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

like for a handjob.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Anti Joke

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