Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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