A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

It says so on your cap.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

Your mom

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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