Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A Banana wrote this...

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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