- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Johnson stops eating

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

roses are red, violets are violet

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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