- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

A Mexican walks into a club.

hi

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Womens rights

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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