- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Knock knock. Come in.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Justin Bieber

Will you marry me?

Lil' Wayne

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What's white and very boney? A bone

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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