- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Vagina-Boob

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

ballsack

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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