whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

im black

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did the asian die? he was driving

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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