Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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