- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

you just lost the game!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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