Wolf Pussy

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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