Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Tim's gay.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Your Mom

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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