why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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