- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Will you marry me?

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Lil' Wayne

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

A day without sunshine is like night.

What's white and very boney? A bone

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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