Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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NEVER

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Susie has Autism

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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S.O.P.A

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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