1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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