- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

I'm gay.

This is not a good joke.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

A jew went to Germany.

knock knock Come in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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