Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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minced oaths

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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