- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

sixty....eight.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

I can't think of a joke!

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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