- Anti Joke

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

women's rights

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"