- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Time flies like a banana.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Star Wars

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

sixty....eight.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

I can't think of a joke!

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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